Why I love my wife

Was up in the middle of the night for a snack and decided I needed soda.

I opened the fridge and saw diet Pepsi.

I said to myself...that sounds really good...I haven't had pepsi in a while.

Lately we've had coke zero and coke zero cherry (which I love)...but this unexpected changeup was really nice.

Just prior to that, there was a 2 liter bottle of root beer....tasty.

And I think, 2 weeks before that, there was diet Dr Pepper Cherry (by far the best diet soda ever made)

The same thing hit me between the eyes the other night when I was cooking some seasoned ground beef for mexican night.

I went to the cabinet where we keep our meet seasoning and found, instead of the familiar yellow-red-blue Old ElPaso seasoning packets, I found a solid red McCormick brand.

I yelled from the kitchen and she explained that it was on sale or something so I shrugged and used it. Tasty.

We have 8 different varieties of cereal in the pantry. It's nice because sometimes you can't stand the thought of another bowl of 'healthy' GoLean Crunch and want a heaping bowl of sugar frosted chocolate bombs.

Last month I came home and found 3 different styles of new work shoes still in boxes on the kitchen table. She told me to pick the ones I liked (my workmates tease me about my current ones plus they are falling apart) and she would return the rest.

One of them was perfect and I wear them every day.

They were apparently on sale at Farm and Fleet.

I've had the same experience with jackets.....shirts....pants......

They say that you need to mix up the sex in a relationship to keep a marriage healthy.....I say stick with missionary position and bring on the variety filled shopping cart instead!